10) Dude, I'm blogging. This is HUGE evidence I don't have a life.
9) I'm a freshman. Can anyone out there spell "DUH?" Oh, wait, never mind! I forgot my audience is my four year old sister!
8) Refer to #9. Nothing is lamer than a blogger with no readers. It's even worse that my "reader" can't even read.
7) I'm the eldest of six children. This one's not necessarily a bad thing. It just means my life is loud.
6) I hang out with the 8th graders at my school. (In all fairness, they are pretty awesome, not gonna lie!)
5) Me and one of my besties were arguing about our mutual crush (a catfight, no less!) and he walked in. (TODAY!!!!)
4) I'm the worst volleyball player on my team, and one of the oldest.
3) Dude, I'm complaining on the FREAKING INTERNET. This SUCKS!!!!
2) My face.
1) I'm intolerably clumsy.
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