Social Security

IM CUTE. DONT STEAL FROM ME. 

Social Security News Flash: If things keep running like they are, the Social Security fund will either be gone away with or depleted. Pick one. It needs to be fixed and FAST! 

In order to fix it, three things need to happen -

• Increase Revenue going into the Social Security Fund
• Decrease Benefits
• Keep the money CONTROLLED and going ONLY to the seniors and disabled people who NEED it. As in, it's not the goverment's checkbook. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY SOCIAL SECURITY MONEY, LOSERS!

Obviously, some Congress people, for whatever reason, see issues with these simple steps. It's elementary, you morons. 

Who's gonna be effected if we don't fix Social Security? Cute little kids like the ones in the above picture! Anyone who isn't gonna be retired by 2020. People who are gonna be paying INTO the failing system, yet not getting anything out of it. 

Why do we have social security problems? Two reasons

• The Baby Boomers - Right after WWII ended, lots of soliders came home to their otherwise non-pregnant wives. You put the pieces together.
• Abortion - Because the darn baby boomers legalized abortion, the population has a huge lump in it and not very many kids are being born anymore. This means less people to pay into the system. This is really tough, because we have a HUGE lump of people to support. How is Gen Y supposed to take care of the Boomers, the BIGGEST age group when they majority of them were killed in the womb? ARGH! It's just not cool

The "decade" when the Boomers were the most impressionable was the 60s. GREAT. Jusssst great. The sixties were the "irresponsible and DANGEROUS" years. All we need is a bunch of crazy seniors who had a ton of abortions. Yup, that's ALL we need. 

They dug a nice great pit, but they are all gonna die before they actually fall into it. We have to patch it up quick or we'll all die!